mercredi 29 décembre 2010
From Christian D
At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.
The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. So, they decide to test him...
They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said:
"It’s red wine, a Muscatel, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."
"That’s correct!", said the boss.
Another glass.
"It’s red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels."
"Correct..!"
The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of water with urine (to look like white wine). The alcoholic tried it.
"It’s a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. And if you don’t offer me the job, I’ll also name the father!"
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